Well, not yet. But I will be soon, because I shared a post on Facebook. Yup, the money will be rolling in soon!
But it's not just the money. I'm also awesome, smarter than 99% of the people, and had a great childhood.
The other day I was scrolling through Facebook when I came across this:
|$100 just for sharing a Facebook post!|
And if I need any more money than that, I can always type an "Amen" to supplement my income.
|Amen!!! (Give me my money!!!)|
|I love Chris Farley!!!|
|I've lived most of my life in Idaho or Utah.|
Still, I wonder how many people I'm smarter than.
|"Hey" (Apparently 90% of people can't read, period.)|
|"U ain't smart?" Ha! I is too!|
|"Go, Speed Racer; go, Speed Racer; go, Speed Racer, go!"|
|Biff! Kipper! Chip! Floppy! (Wait…who?)|
|Hey, look, it's Remington Steele!|
Oh well, I guess I'll just have to settle for being awesome and rich!
Can I get an "amen?"
Please share within 5 seconds if you, too, want to be awesome and rich.