Friday, June 28, 2019

Should I Drink This or Wash My Hair With It?

Have you ever been in the shower, smelled your shampoo, and thought, "This smells delicious! I wish I could drink it." Or been washing your hands and thought, "This smells so good I want to lick my hands."

If you walk down the shampoo or soap aisles of any store you'll be bombarded with all kinds of yummy-sounding "flavors" of products you can't eat or drink. It can be very confusing.

For today, I've devised a quiz, to see if you can determine, by the flavor, if a product is a shampoo, soap, or some kind of actual food. (For the sake of this quiz, I'm going to consider hair conditioner as shampoo, and body wash as soap.) Let's see how you do.

1. "Vanilla Creme"--is it:
O A. Shampoo
O B. Soap
O C. Baby food
O D. Beverage
O E. Candy

Answer #1--B. Soap

2. "Coconut, Jojoba, and Macadamia Oils"--is it:
O A. Shampoo
O B. Soap
O C. Baby food
O D. Beverage
O E. Suntan lotion
Answer #2--A. Shampoo
3. "Mango Splash"--is it:
O A. Shampoo
O B. Soap
O C. Baby food
O D. Beverage
O E. Aftershave
Answer #3--B. Soap
4. "Apple Mango with Rice and Vanilla"--is it:
O A. Shampoo
O B. Soap
O C. Baby food
O D. Beverage
O E. Candy
Answer #4--C. Baby food
5. "Mango and Citrus Essence"-- is it:
O A. Shampoo
O B. Soap
O C. Baby food
O D. Beverage
O E. Toothpaste
Answer #5--A. Shampoo
6. "Orange, Mango, Peach"--is it:
O A. Shampoo
O B. Soap
O C. Baby food
O D. Beverage
O E. Fruit, fruit, fruit
Answer #6--D. Beverage
7. "Warm Mango Sunset"--is it:
O A. Shampoo
O B. Soap
O C. Baby food
O D. Beverage
O E. Song by Jimmy Buffet
Answer #7--B. Soap
8. "Zucchini, Banana, and Amaranth"--is it:
O A. Shampoo
O B. Soap
O C. Baby food
O D. Beverage
O E. Scented candle
Answer #8--C. Baby food
9. "Dark Chocolate Sea Salt Caramel"--is it:
O A. Shampoo
O B. Soap
O C. Baby food
O D. Beverage
O E. Candy
Answer #9--E. Candy
10. "Chocolate"--is it:
O A. Shampoo
O B. Soap
O C. Baby food
O D. Beverage
O E. Yarn
Answer #10--E. Yarn
11. "Green Apple"--is it:
O A. Shampoo
O B. Soap
O C. Baby food
O D. Beverage
O E. Fruit
Answer #11--A. Shampoo
12. "Juicy Green Apple"--is it:
O A. Shampoo
O B. Soap
O C. Baby food
O D. Beverage
O E. Fruit
Answer #12--A. Shampoo
13. "Apple Extract with Ceramide"--is it:
O A. Shampoo
O B. Soap
O C. Baby food
O D. Beverage
O E. Fruit (with Ceramide)
Answer #13--A. Shampoo
(Don't worry, I don't know what "Ceramide" is, either. I don't think anyone does.)
14. "Apple with Spinach"--is it:
O A. Shampoo
O B. Soap
O C. Baby food
O D. Beverage
O E. Fruit and vegetable
Answer #14--C. Baby food
15. "Crisp Pear and Fuji Apple"--is it:
O A. Shampoo
O B. Soap
O C. Baby food
O D. Beverage
O E. Fruit and fruit
Answer #15--B. Soap
16. "Champagne Mango and White Ginger"--is it:
O A. Shampoo
O B. Soap
O C. Baby food
O D. Beverage
O E. Singing duo
Answer #16--B. Soap
17. "Coconut Water Vanilla Milk"--is it:
O A. Shampoo
O B. Soap
O C. Baby food
O D. Beverage
O E. Song by Jimmy Buffet
Answer #17--A. Shampoo
18. "Fresh Melon Margarita"--is it:
O A. Shampoo
O B. Soap
O C. Baby food
O D. Beverage
O E. Song by Jimmy Buffet
Answer #18--B. Soap
19. "Peppermint Meringue"--is it:
O A. Shampoo
O B. Soap
O C. Baby food
O D. Beverage
O E. Pie
O F. Ice cream
Answer #19--B. Soap
20. "Sweet & Salty Caramel"--is it:
O A. Shampoo
O B. Soap
O C. Baby food
O D. Beverage
O E. Scented Candle
Answer #20--E. Scented candle
And there you have it.

So, the next time you find yourself in a lounge chair on a sunny beach, listening to Jimmy Buffet, holding a tall glass with an umbrella sticking out of it, ask yourself this question: Should I wash my hair with this?


Edited from a post originally published on 4/21/2017.
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