My immediate thought was, "If driving through Tooele is on your bucket list, that has to be one of the saddest bucket lists ever."And that got me thinking: what would the worst bucket list ever look like? I'm guessing it would look something like this:
*Own Season 7 of The Golden Girls on DVD.
*Eat every single item off of the McDonald's menu. (Not all at once, just eventually.)
*Spend a week in Ogden, Utah.
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| Ogden: More cash loan stores in former gas station buildings per capita than any other city in America! (Except Reno.) |
*Drink some buttermilk.
*Shop at a Dillard's department store (and actually buy something.)
*Drive a Toyota Camry.
*Watch all of the Transformers movies in one day.
*Attend a Cleveland Browns game.
*Meet (and shake hands with) former Vice Presidents Dan Quayle and Walter Mondale.
*Learn all of the lyrics to "It's a Small World After All."
*Visit the SPAM Museum in Austin, Minnesota. (Conveniently located between Minneapolis and Des Moines!)
*Climb the highest mountain in Nebraska.
*Get Pat Sajak's autograph.
*Visit the Kentucky State Capitol Building in Frankfort.
*Own Season 5 of T. J. Hooker on DVD.
If someone could check everything off of this bucket list, they would have lived a life just slightly fuller than the rest of us. (Sometimes you gotta dream big.)
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