I like bacon cheeseburgers of all sizes. I like regular bacon cheeseburgers. I like junior bacon cheeseburgers. I like double bacon cheeseburgers. I like triple bacon cheeseburgers. I like giant bacon cheeseburgers. Heck, I even like giant junior bacon cheeseburgers!
|Hey! That looks pretty good! It looks pretty big, too. (It might even be a giant!)|
Wait. What? Giant junior bacon cheeseburger? That makes absolutely no sense. Is it giant or is it junior? How can it be giant and junior at the same time? I'm very confused.
We have Wendy's to thank for this confusion. I heard an ad the other day for a Giant Junior Bacon Cheeseburger at Wendy's. When I heard the ad, I wondered if I heard it right. I looked it up online (because everything online is accurate.) Sure enough, my ears didn't deceive me. Wendy's is messing with my brain.
|Yes, it's true--it's Giant Jr.|
So, having them call something a "Giant Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger" is about par for the course now at Wendy's. The problem is, when I went to Wendy's to order one, I had a hard time finding it on their menu. Why? Because I couldn't find the words "Giant Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger" anywhere.
|It's the GIANT JBC!!!|
Come on, Wendy's! You make very good burgers! Why can't you just give them names that people can understand? At this rate you're going to force me to eat my lunch at Taco Bell, where I can get myself a nice Grande Gordita Quesalupa.