It will be Thanksgiving again before you know it. There are
a lot of wonderful things about Thanksgiving. Unfortunately, there are a lot of
bad things about Thanksgiving, too. Here’s five of the worst, then five of the
best:
Worst #5: Shopping—It
used to be that Black Friday started at six in the morning. Then it started at
four. Then it started at midnight. Now, some greedy retailers are starting
Black Friday on Thanksgiving afternoon! Enough!!!
Worst #4: Detroit
Lions—Why do we get stuck watching Detroit every Thanksgiving? Having to
watch the Lions is like someone saying, “You can have a piece of fruit, (Yay!)
but it has to be a prune.” (Boo!)
Worst #3: That One
Relative—We all have “that one relative.” He/she is the one who makes
Thanksgiving (and all family gatherings) a little more stressful than they need
to be.
Worst #2: Cooking—The
bad thing about the good food on Thanksgiving is that it takes a long time to
cook it all. Sometimes it takes days of preparation for a meal that lasts less
than an hour.
Worst #1: Dishes—When
the meal is over, someone has to do all those dishes. That someone will likely
be you.
All the fixins! (Or at least most of them.) |
Best #5: Naptime—After
the meal is over, find yourself a cozy spot. There’s nothing quite like a
turkey-induced nap!
Best #4: Football—Between
the NFL and college, there’s always a game on. (And if you nap through the
Detroit game, that’s okay because so do the Lions.)
Best #3: Family and
Friends—It’s always great to spend the day with the people you care about
the most. (You might even get to see your favorite cousin!)
Best #2: Food—So
much good food! There’s turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, gravy, sweet
potatoes, cranberry sauce, green bean casserole, rolls, pies and so much more!
It’s a wonderful feast, and it all tastes great!
Best #1: Pies!—Yes,
I know I included pies under the “food” category, but I figure they’re so good
they deserve a category of their own. Pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, pecan,
chocolate, banana cream, or whatever it be, it be delicious! This guy likes to
try some pie!!!
There is never too much pie! |
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