May 3: National Two Different Colored Shoes Day. This is a day to recognize and celebrate the uniqueness and diversity of humanity...by wearing two different colored shoes.
|Nothing says "diversity" quite like two different colored shoes.|
May 4: Star Wars Day. May the fourth be with you!
May 5: International Tuba Day. Haven't you always wanted to play the tuba? There's no better time to learn than International Tuba Day!
May 6: International No Diet Day. Eat whatever you want, because there's no counting calories on International No Diet Day.
May 8: No Socks Day. It's pretty simple: if you don't wear any socks you won't have stinky socks.
May 13: National Frog Jumping Day. Who needs the NBA playoffs when you can enjoy the competitive world of frog jumping?
May 15: National Chocolate Chip Day. Seriously, which would you rather have in your cookie, chocolate chips or raisins?
|Mmmm...chocolate chips! (And not a raisin in sight.)|
May 18: National No Dirty Dishes Day. Think of the millions of gallons of water saved if no one used their dishwashers for a day! (I believe this "holiday" is sponsored by the paper plate industry.)
May 21: National Waitstaff Day. Be sure to give a generous tip to your waiter or waitress. (Even if they forgot to refill your water.)
May 23: Turtle Day. Get out of your shell and enjoy all things turtly and tortoise-ish.
May 25: Geek Pride Day. Not to be confused with Greek Pride Day. (Although if you are Greek and a geek you could celebrate them both.)
May 26: Paper Airplane Day. Fold it and let it fly!
May 28: National Hamburger Day. My question: Is it okay to have a cheeseburger on National Hamburger Day?
May 31: National Speak In Complete Sentences Day. Sure. You bet. Can't wait.